20 Bizarre Things about the German Lifestyle

In order to humor my other expat friends across the globe, I figured I’d share with you 20 of the weirdest things I’ve learned about the German lifestyle while living here in Germany. Of course, depending on where in the world you’ve come from, you might have other neat ones to add to the list too! Let us know!

 

1. Toilet Buttons

While many Canadians have lever’s, all German toilets have big buttons. A big button for a job well done!

 

2. Big Light Switches

Apparently, the little light switches that flick on and off in North America just don’t cut it in size for the Germans. These massive buttons allow for an easy on and off. Have you ever tried to turn on the light in the dark feeling the entire wall before finding the switch? Not in Germany!

 

3. Room Heaters

My personal favourite – they use small heaters built into every room which used heated water to warm the room. Not only do I think it is better for the environment but it gets you toasty warm without waiting hours for the heat to reach the upstairs of your home. My hero!

 

4. Jail Blinds

…or so I call them. Many German homes have these blinds instead of your classic fabric blinds. These ‘jail blinds’ offer guaranteed sleep in the pitch black, which proves extremely helpful for those of you working night shifts too!

PS: I know these are more popular in some cities than others, Düsseldorf doesn’t have many of these yet. However, if you do like the concept and would like to buy some of your own, you can often find them at the larger hardware shops like OBI (which has an awesome selection) or Bauhaus.

 

5. Wide Open Windows

This is possibly the best window there is! I feel so free when I wake up, open the window wide, and hang half my body outside for some crisp, clean, fresh morning air. The levers on these windows don’t only open sideways but from the top too!

 

5a. See! These windows are amazing!

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6. They love their beer!

In Canada don’t get me wrong, beer is a huge part of our culture… but the Germans take it to a whole new level. Perhaps not all of them might be drinking a beer every single night, but it’s ingrained in their culture much more than it is back home.

PS: Here are 6 MUST-VISIT HOME BREWERIES IN DÜSSELDORF

 

7. They Have Bubble Water

I am not saying this is a weird thing, what I think is weird is that whenever I ask someone for tap water they look at me like I have a third head. Bubble water might be a popular thing in many different countries, but it’s their go-to here (many of them even drink it during workouts and sports).

 

8. They Have Style When it Comes to Buying Groceries

Perhaps not every German, but when I go to the market, I see so many of these little wicker baskets or little canvas bags. Way to take the reins on eco-friendly shopping in Germany!

 

9. They Leave Their Milk and Eggs out of the Fridge

I have seen this in a few other countries as well but it is definitely different from the way we do things in Canada. Don’t worry, once the milk is open, it does need to be put into the fridge, but you’ll be able to find these products on any grocery store shelf, unrefrigerated.

 

10. Red cabbage!

Red Cabbage – definitely not a Canadian thing! Many Germans also enjoy green cabbage, Brussels sprouts, and a number of other cabbage-related vegetables (especially during the winter).

 

11. They Like the way Italians Cook

Many people use these little Coffee Brewers for single-cup espresso every morning. You’ll also find a ton of Italian restaurants even in the smallest of German towns. What’s there not to love about Italian cooking?! ????

 

12. German words can often be funny to the foreign eye

Perhaps they aren’t funny words in German, but when an English speaker reads German words the way they think they’re pronounced, things get weird, funny… but weird. Haha.

 

13. Each person sleeps with their own blanket – that or my husband hates me.

Who here can admit that they actually love this concept though? No more blanket thieves!

 

14. Glühwein

A new Christmas tradition I had never heard of. You can choose a red or white wine with sliced orange and Christmas spices … Yummy! PS: The Kitchn has a great recipe in English if you want to try making it yourself.

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15. Creative Cross Walks

You’ll also find other unique crosswalks around the country in several different cities. Bremen has their city musicians in their cross-walk lights, and several cities have switched the walking man to a walking woman.

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16. Square Pillows

I still haven’t figured out if I like them or not… you don’t need to use 2 pillows because these fold up so nicely, but sometimes when they twist up while I am sleeping it is hard to fold the pillow the way I had it in the first place.

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17. Not only are their Ingredients all in German, but they’re very different and if you’re trying to bake from a Canadian recipe, chances are there will be a lot of ‘substitutes’.

(Don’t think I’m weird… this isn’t my typical grocery shop, it was the ingredient to make a monster gingerbread house!)

 

18. They Blow up fireworks here like they’re Harmless.

Spend NYE in Germany and you’ll swear you’ve stepped foot into the middle of a war zone.

 

19. They love hosting BBQs!

Okay – perhaps it’s not legal in a central city like Dusseldorf to light up a bonfire, but many people do take their grill and their friends to various places around the city to have a BBQ. We often BBQ AT THE RHEINPARK IN GOLZHEIM. (please note: I will not be held liable if you select an illegal destination for a campfire/BBQ and face fines – burn at your discretion).

 

20. They eat Sandwiches for Breakfast.

These are all things that I found bizarre during my very first week in Germany. Of course, as a Canadian, there will be many things that I find odd that you don’t. I’m curious though! What do you think the weirdest/coolest/most bizarre things/traditions in Germany are?